Thanks for coming to my website. Today I have been mostly.... adding a page showing my experiment using an automatic translator...From the feeding of Grayskull! By the way, its days till my next birthday!

who am i?

Who are you?
Which Mortal Kombat character are you?/Which Pokemon would be best for you?

From the feeding of Grayskull!

my music / rubbish art / crap photography / origami / main pokemon page / hatch a pokemon egg / barbie / soka gakkai / tetsuo / my student films / ghost in the shell / J-rap/J-pop / gameboy codes / the mysterious teachings of the drunken shaolin monk / links

You can also play MP3s of my songs at rapstation.com "Read my essay on Disney animations" If a ghost had a skateboard, would it be a real skateboard or not? FIND OUT HERE!

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If you want to send me an e-mail telling me how cool I am, then go ahead!
The address is chinchinchu@postmaster.co.uk
people got lost and ended up at this page when they could have been doing something better.

While you are here, if you haven't already done it, why not fill in the voting poll type thing underneath. If you already did it, then don't vote again, because that would be undemocratic. You can see the results of all the votes at... Results: the new and not at all improved poll of pointlessness

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What would you do if you were invisible for a day? go into the changing rooms, and be a dirty perv rob a bank paint myself blue carry random objects and go "woo-oooh" so people thought there were ghosts

How can you tell if you have too much face jewellrey? if you always set off metal detectors if you always end up pointing north when you are in a swimming pool everytime you drink something, it comes out of your skin in jets if you stand outside a shop, people keep chaining their dogs and bikes to you how can you possibly have too much?

who would you least trust to babysit for you? michael jackson keith from the prodigy victoria beckham the ozbournes george w bush scary spice

if you really had to let one of the following babysit (as you had a very important luncheon appointment with tara palmer tomkinson and tania from big brother), which one would you use? michael jackson keith from the prodigy victoria beckham the ozbournes george w bush scary spice

If eminem was to do the wild thing with someone as total and conclusive proof that he's not homophobic, who should it be? sir elton john puff daddy, or whatever he calls himself now cameron from big brother gareth gates victoria beckham a 3-some with shabba ranks and buju banton

who is the biggest genius? Albert Einstein Victoria Beckham Gza aka the Genius from the wu-tang clan Jon Tickle from big brother George W Bush Carol Vorderman

Which of the following animals are dangerous drivers, and really shouldn't be trusted on the roads? (you can pick more than one) A foul mouthed toucan with a dirty mind A hamster A little fishy A meerkat A hippo with a sore head from drinking the night before A crocodile A big dog Victoria Beckham A little dog A squirrel with reebok trainers A cat A pikachu A dolphin A knife wielding badger

which of the following animals would be a carefull driver, and would be sure to always follow the highway code? a foul mouthed toucan with a filthy mind a hamster a little fishy a meerkat a hippo with a sore head from drinking heavily the night before a crocodile a big dog victoria beckham a little dog a squirrel with reebok trainers a cat a pikachu a dolphin a knife wielding badger

which of the following animals would be the best one to have on your side in a fight? a foul mouthed toucan with a filthy mind a hamster a little fishy a meerkat a hippo with a sore head from drinking heavily the night before a crocodile a big dog victoria beckham a little dog a squirrel with reebok trainers a cat a pikachu a dolphin a knife wielding badger

which of the following animals would be the most likely to be good in a jazz band? a foul mouthed toucan with a filthy mind a hamster a little fishy a meerkat a hippo with a sore head from drinking heavily the night before a crocodile a big dog victoria beckham a little dog a squirrel with reebok trainers a cat a pikachu a dolphin a knife wielding badger

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