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which cartoon character would you most want
to do the wild thing with

The little mermaid
Pocahontas
The bloke in pocahontas
Homer Simpson
a 3-some with Homer and Marge
a 3-some with Team Rocket (from pokemon)
Pikachu
Bugs Bunny when disguised as a girl bunny
Bugs Bunny but not in the disguise
Jessica Rabbit
Johnny Bravo
Mr Torch from the fantastic four
Mulan

Surf and turf - Do you prefer to...
surf
turf
both
neither
what does that mean?

When you feed the ducks, what strategy do you use?
Small pieces spread about all over
Small pieces focussed towards individual ducks
Fairly large pieces
Whole slices and let them fight over them

Which song is the most offensive?
Anarchy in the UK (sex pistols)
F- the Police (NWA)
She swallowed it (NWA)
Onward Christian Soldiers (The Salvation Army)
Anything by that Eminem bloke
me so horny (the 2 live crew)

Which is your favorite film?
Citizen Kane
Rashomon
Austin Powers
Star Wars
Clingfilm (but not in a kinky way)
Carry on up the Khyber
Blade Runner
Clingfilm in a kinky way

What would make an ideal pet?
A dog
a cat
a pikachu
some sort of wierd bird like a toucan or something
a snake
Victoria Beckham
a goldfish

who is the most divvy out of these people?
Brian out of Big Brother 2 and SMTV live
Faye from Steps
H from Steps
George W Bush
Any Americain whether they are president or not
Daphne and Celeste
Jade out of Big Brother 3
Victoria Beckham (singer and novelist)

i think this poll is lovely
i don't, i think it sucks
i think i suck
i think you suck

so where are you from anyway?
im a british bulldog mate!
im a yankee doodle dandee
i come from a land down under...
from the mystic orient
i rose up from the gutter
it ain't where your from, its where its at
im pissed off because my country isnt on the list

are you a little girl, or a boy?
girl
boy
girl, but i like football
boy, but i like S club 7

how old are you?
im an ickle baby, my mummy helped me fill this in
im just a little kiddy
im a neurotic teen
im a twenty something
im just getting paranoid about my age
im having a second childhood
im having a mid life crisis
im coming up to retirement
ive still got my own teeth
im on me last legs
im on borrowed time now
im remarkeably spritely for a 150 year old

which of the following animals have rude manners?
(You can pick more than 1)
a dog
a cat
a crab
a pikachu
Victoria Beckham
some sort of bird, like a toucan or something
a preying mantis
a howler monkey
an owl
a little fishy
a great big fish that eats all the other fish

which of the following animals are extremely
polite, and can be safely invited to even
the most high class functions..

a dog
a cat
a crab
a pikachu
Victoria Beckham
some sort of bird, like a toucan or something
a preying mantis
a howler monkey
an owl
a little fishy
a great big fish that eats all the other fish

When one is at a high class function,
which utensil is it most polite to
flick food at the hostess' dress with?

the dessert fork
the main course fork
the soup spoon
a knife, but it must be quite a twangy knife
it's impolite to flick food at the hostess



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Results for the poll of pointlessness